Monday, August 9, 2010
Break's Over
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Time for a Break
-Matthew 11:28
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Farewell Summer, Hello Real World
Monday, August 17, 2009
Remembering the Alamo...and Long-Lost Friends
Monday, August 10, 2009
The McKee's Go To Mexico
The fam at the Mayan city of Tulum.
Our week in Mexico was full of laughs, surprises, awkward moments, and setbacks. Thankfully I kept a journal of each of these occurrences. While reading them I have suddenly come to the conclusion that if some desperate movie producer decided to make a movie based on McKee Family vacations it would undoubtedly show up next to Earnest Goes to Camp and National Lampoon's Vacation at Blockbuster. Don't believe me? Keep reading.
In order to save a little bit of money on our airfare, my parents decided that we should fly out of Dallas rather than Oklahoma City; so, the Sunday morning before our flight we loaded up the truck and headed south on I-35 excited about our upcoming vacation. Our flight was at 7:00 on Monday morning, meaning we would need to be at the airport at 5:00 A.M. My mom made everyone their own personal food baggie filled with pretzels and crackers for the flight because Heaven forbid the McKee’s go two and a half hours without eating. My dad, being the opposite of laid back, made us ALL set the alarms on our phones for different times between 3:30 and 4:20 to ensure we wouldn’t oversleep and miss our flight; all this along with a 3:45 wake-up call from the front desk.
Five alarms and one wake-up call later we were at the airport, bags in tow, ready to get to Mexico. My older sister Lindsey was set on flying out in style, wearing a dress, wedges and a full face of makeup. I, on the other hand, was perfectly content makeup-free, still wearing the basketball shorts and T-shirt I had put on the previous morning.
Hanging out at DFW International Airport at 5:00 a.m.
We headed out to the pool area only to be welcomed by old, topless women at the swim up bar. After adjusting to the shock and regaining our appetites we hit up the snack bar. At this point we had gone nearly five hours without eating which may have been a McKee family record.
Ok, since this blog is already entirely too long I am going to proceed by summing up the rest of our vacation with bulleted lists:
Monday
- Mom wore her T-shirt backwards for a good sum of the day.
- First time for me to fly over water.
- First time for me to use an airplane bathroom.
- Filled out form indicating any swine flu symptoms we may have.
- Wore the exact same outfit for 28 hours.
- Lindsey got a drink bought for her as soon as we got to the resort.
- Topless swimmers.
Me and Dad on the plane. This is the outfit I wore for 28 hours.
Tuesday
- Rode waves in the ocean for my first and last time. Got motion sick and decided I don’t like the ocean as much as I like the beach.
- Dad taught my little sister how to take a shot.
- Quote from Dad: “I thought you could only eat avocados after they had been guacamolized.”
- Mom sipped a 1-ounce shot of Parrot Bay.
- Ate peppers for the first time on the best fajitas ever.
- Hung out in the hotel lounge with my sisters.
- Called Mom and Dad’s room at one in the morning to let them know we were back safely and weren’t sure if it was dad on the phone, so my little sister called him back and quizzed him to verify his identity.
- Watched our black and white TV. Found out that after 30 minutes it switched to color (unless you hit the top, then it only took 3 seconds).
Dinner at the Mexican restaurant at our resort.
Wednesday
- Gave Dad a Spanish lesson at dinner. Informed him that speaking to the natives in a loud voice and adding “o” to the end of English words does not ensure that they will understand you.
Thursday
- Zip-lined through the jungle.
- Tour guide knew Mom’s name and partial life story within the first hour of the trip.
- Mom wore her motion-sickness preventive wristbands on the ride to the zip-line and still almost had to pull over.
- Swam in a cenote.
- The McKee family was in the background of everyone else’s cenote picture.
- I dropped my snorkel and mask as soon as I set foot in the cenote and they sunk to the bottom while flailing for my life, so my little sister used her long legs and long toes to retrieve them.
- Lindsey lost her second pair of Coach sunglasses.
- Learned that Caesar dressing is made out of anchovies.
Friday
- Counted 50 mosquito bites on my body from the zip-line in the jungle.
- Mom gave me some of my little sister’s epidermis dermatitis pills (relieves itching).
- Ended up taking a four-hour nap on the beach because apparently if you don’t actually have epidermis dermatitis the pills work as a mild sedative.
- Lindsey and I spent the morning in the hotel spa.
- Got to the airport three hours before our flight only to find out it had been delayed two hours.
- Found out an hour later that it was in fact cancelled.
- Stayed the night at the Courtyard by Marriott in Cancun.
- Got up at 3 in the morning to catch our new flight.
- Realized that Mom spoke to every single native she encountered with proper English. Their confused and utterly lost expression did not faze her.
- Arrived back at the Cancun airport where the security alarms began sounding throughout the entire airport. There was never an explanation.
- My backpack got searched and wiped down with wet wipes. No explanation for that either.
- Arrived in Dallas and kissed the ground.
McKee Family vacations are, without a doubt, always overly dramatic, super embarrassing and slightly awkward at times; however, I think I can speak for all of us when I say we had a blast in Mexico and enjoyed our week of family bonding, sun, food, swimming, and relaxation.
Monday, August 3, 2009
Mayday Parade in OKC
Monday, June 29, 2009
Clichés Part I: Most Used
I love clichés. I was unaware of my passion for clichés until my friends started pointing out the fact that I tend to implement at least one cliché into any given conversation. In Human Resource Management last fall I succeeded in using three different clichés in one 30-minute presentation about first jobs. Until now I haven't put much thought into my cliché fetish; however, I have compiled a list of my top 20 most used clichés for you Deliberations readers out there (initially I was only going to compile a top 10 list, but there was no way I could narrow it down that much).
20. “What a nail biter!” - Used while watching an intense sporting event where the score is neck and neck…usually an intramural basketball, football or softball game.
19. “Beggars can’t be choosers.” – Used when someone is being high maintenance and wants to have their cake and eat it too.
18. “He/she rubs me the wrong way.” – Used when someone really chaps my hide. I like this one because you don’t necessarily have to give a specific reason for not liking the person.
17. “We’re in the same boat.” – Used when one finds themselves in the same predicament as someone else; up a creek without a paddle, between a rock and a hard place, etc.
16. “I’m turning over a new leaf.” – Used when one decides to change his or her ways. The fact that it’s on my top 20 most used list indicates that I decide to change my ways often.
15. “I’ll pencil you in” – Used to make tentative plans with someone. I mostly like using this cliché because it makes me sound important.
14. “Up a creek (without a paddle)” – Used when one is in a rather sticky situation. As indicated by the parentheses, I prefer to simply use the first part of this classic cliché because I assume that most anyone could fill in the rest.
13. “It’s nothing to write home about.” – Used when something is sub-par and not noteworthy. My good friend Jaclyn, who also shares my passion for clichés, introduced me to this one. Thanks Jac!
12. “That hit the spot!” – Used when something satisfies one's taste buds or desires. Usually, but not limited to, a DDP (Diet Dr. Pepper) or CLA (Cherry Limeade) from Penn or FC.
11. “What goes around comes around.” – Used when someone reaps what they sow or dishes out what they can’t take. May also be used as lyrics for a pop song if you step on your ex’s toes.
10. “I’m between a rock and a hard place.” – Used when one finds themselves faced with a tough decision to make or when one must choose between the lesser of two evils.
8. “Just shooting the breeze” – Used when talking to someone about lighthearted subjects. Also used to trick people into thinking you and someone else are talking about something lighthearted when really you’re about to get in a knock-down-drag-out.
7. “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.” – Used to put something off until one is required to deal with it later on down the road (i.e. Lauren, what are you going to do when you graduate? I’ll cross that bridge when I get there).
4. “The more the merrier!” – Used to indicate that having more people around will in turn make one happier. I use this one quite often because I really like to be around people. It is because of this phrase that I tend to find myself hanging out with really random groups of people; but, I wouldn’t have it any other way!
3. “That was the straw that broke the camel’s back .” – Used to express that one has had it up to here with something. My dear mother introduced this cliché to me and I’m so glad that she did because obviously I find myself using it a lot.
2. “Been there, done that.” – Used to indicate that one has already partaken in a particular activity. May also be used to indicate one’s previous attachment to someone of the opposite sex.
1. “Go with the flow.” – Used to convey one’s desire to fly by the seat of their pants. This cliché may be used interchangeably with and goes hand in hand with number six. It is my most used cliché because I am a people pleaser and people pleasers must be prepared to go with the flow.
There you have it! A list of my most used overused sayings and phrases. And this is only a handful of the clichés one may hear me incorporate into my everyday conversations. Be looking for Clichés Part II and III for more cliché fun!